"There have been five great kisses since 1642 B.C., when Saul and Delilah Korn's inadvertent discovery swept across Western Civilization. (Before then couples hooked thumbs.)" -The Princess Bride, by William Goldman
Out of all the books that are great for boys, this one is the best with the worst title. As Fred Savage says in the movie (one of the few film adaptations of books that actually work), "Is this a kissing book?"