I don't think I even need to write words to explain. Twilight is unfortunately on "The List" and I'm planning on ranting about the entire series when it comes down to that entry. But I will say this about New Moon, the biggest offender of the bunch: If he wants to be a shiny vampire in another country? Dealbreaker. It is never okay to attempt to or pretend to kill yourself because someone dumps you, with the assumption that he'll see how much you love him and will take you back. Never okay. NEVER. DO NOT DO THIS.