Edward Cullen. Hahahaha yeah right.
My favorite male character is a sissy though, just a less sparkly sissy. Major Major Major Major from Joseph Heller's Catch-22. Major is his rank and all of his names, he bears a striking resemblance to Henry Fonda, avoids doing work by signing every document he receives as either Washington Irving or Irving Washington, and keeps from talking to people by jumping out of his window whenever they approach. Hilarity.